I hate when there's no end to a story so here's the final installment.
Caught the wife in a good mood and she agreed to check out the Polaris 570 2 Up. When we arrived at the dealership a salesman was just finishing up the sale of the unit we came to see to someone else. Parked behind it was a Rzr 570. My wife eyes lit up but I reminded her that ATV trails in Idaho are limited to 53 inches or less, at which point a salesman cruising by interjected about the Rzr 570 being only 50 inches wide. 10 minutes later my wife and said salesman were in the Rzr bombing around their test track. As soon as my wife took off the helmet I knew the Rzr would be coming home.
Here's the rare time I get to drive it...
And a pic of my Can Am