Video: Dude, Where’s My Glasses?

How bad can it go?

This guy had the right mentality going in – send it if you’re going to get across the ooze!

However, when the ooze suddenly became as resistant as brakes and his momentum waved goodbye in a hurry, well, we’re pretty sure those glasses he had on going in aren’t going to be seen again until they’re encased in a fossil dug up by an archeologist a few million years from now.