Video: Transporter The Comedy

Your own low budget action film where the toughest enemy is gravity.

Thanks to the magic of abundant security cameras, we catch a rare glimpse of what a typical Jason Statham wannabe does in his spare time when not taking down entire criminal syndicates with only his bare hands and a few one liners.

There’s a Transporter joke in here somewhere but for now we’ll just remind that ramp chains/ straps aren’t just there for looks.