Its like this. My wife and I are at the point in our life that we are done having kids. I have 2 and they will be the death of me. So we were talking about doing something about the problem. She says she will gladly do her part IF she can get a tummy tuck and a boob job. (Which is fine with me) BUT she really thinks I should be the one to take care of the problem. I told her SURE, if I can get a new, all black Raptor. (I know, I win either way!!) So, has anyone else done anything similar? Worse?
Which do you think would be the cheapest?

 

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She doesn't like the idea of me getting something I would like to play with and having to learn self defense classes!!! lol!!!

I just was wondering if I'm the only stupid one out here that does stupid things for the chance to get a new ride.

 

No i mean the intial problem you stated?

 

dont' let her get any huge ones..........I think small chick with HUge Knockers like disproportional

other than that you can't lose
bigger knockers are great...........but if you can get a quad along with it......that would even better

 

The only problem is trying to get her convinced that I deserve a new Raptor for doing my part.


SORRY I get it now. The problem involves either surgry for her or a shave, cut and tie then frozen bag of peas for me.
Really isn't a problem, I know that it will have to be me with out the new Raptor, But I'm still fighting for it!!!

 

Doing what part, helping her with the kids?

 

A little word of advice, instead of editing your posts just reply otherwise there is no way for any one to see who posted last.

Anyway back to the subject, DO NOT i repeat DO NOT get the snip job. Nobody wants to be neutered.
You should still be able get the Rap and Surgery for her. What about good ol birth control?

 

Well If that's the only way she'll let you get a raptor go for it. You ain't going to loose out maybe a couple of G's but it's all worth it. What more can you ask for a new toy and practically a new wife. There gonna both make you stand out. They will be hating on your wife and your new toy. You'll be envied by everyone.

 

Vasectomy for a Raptor? Not me! All boils down to if you can afford both.