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Old May 4, 2005 | 02:46 PM
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Found this to be pretty funny. This was in response to a question I had about the P700 vs V-Force. Great answer.


"Think of the P700 and the V as women....the P700 is a down home red neck woman....the orange V is an uptown woman, fast and flashy. Which one can you depend on out in the boonies? The P700. Which one do you ride with your pards to the honky tonk. The V. Whatcha gonna be doin' the most and what are the consequences if something unexpected happens. "

So, here is a question for you......Did you pick out a quad that reminds you of your wife??? Girlfriend??? Or both!!! Ladies....The same goes for you....Does your quad remind you of anyone? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

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Old May 4, 2005 | 02:49 PM
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LOL, no - my quad doesn't remind me of my wife at all...
 
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Old May 4, 2005 | 02:55 PM
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Demands more time together... always needs something fixed... always wants more money... always fun to ride....

Nope, can't think of anything!
 
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Old May 4, 2005 | 02:55 PM
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I bought my quad to spite my ex-girlfriend, her exact words were..."If you don't buy that quad it would peak volumes for what you think of our relationship..." After that, she never went to the desert again, and we soon broke up.

The Phantom's motto.....Girlfriends that don't understand will come and go, the quad will still be there when you find one that does.....
 
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Old May 4, 2005 | 03:12 PM
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Well I dont ride a quad.

No my KTM doesnt remind me of my wife.
 
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Old May 4, 2005 | 03:13 PM
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Default Does you quad look like your woman? :)

Most of the time I go riding its to get away from my wife, so I wouldn't want mine to remind me of her[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 4, 2005 | 03:15 PM
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Default Does you quad look like your woman? :)

Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Well I dont ride a quad.

No my KTM doesnt remind me of my wife.
Is that cuz your KTM is Sleek Sexy N fast & begs for you to ride it??? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] sorry [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 4, 2005 | 03:21 PM
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Well I dont ride a quad.

No my KTM doesnt remind me of my wife.
Is that cuz your KTM is Sleek Sexy N fast & begs for you to ride it??? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] sorry [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
LMAO...that was just mean, but very funny. (sorry MWQ!)
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 4, 2005 | 03:28 PM
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Default Does you quad look like your woman? :)

Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Well I dont ride a quad.

No my KTM doesnt remind me of my wife.
Is that cuz your KTM is Sleek Sexy N fast [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] sorry [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
Definitely part of it. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] The ktm is higher maintainence by far. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
 
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Old May 4, 2005 | 03:56 PM
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Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Originally posted by: mywifesquad
Well I dont ride a quad.

No my KTM doesnt remind me of my wife.
Is that cuz your KTM is Sleek Sexy N fast [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] sorry [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
Definitely part of it. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] The ktm is higher maintainence by far. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Right now, the quads are definately higher maintenance for me[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] then, the 4 women in my life[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

My quad definately doesn't remind me of my wife[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] I too have been riding more[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]without her. Actually riding more with just the girls[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] It takes some of the frustration[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] out of some of the crap going on in our relationship[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] And gives me time to put things back in perspective[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
 
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