Most of you know I am a pest control tech.
I went on a sales lead my boss gave me yesterday for rats in some restaurant . The address was strange to me as I knew it to be in the woods of South Floriduh. A restaurant out here?
The dirt road I took off the paved road was about 5 miles long and BUMPY. I kept thinking "A restaurant out here?" Finally, I got to the address and the sign/name for the place ened with "Gardens." I thought "oh, it's a nursery and must have some kind of workers kitchen."
So I am driving down this long winding driveway in the woods and see some fat guy in a golf cart coming towards my truck. I thought "Man, that dude looks weird." Then he get's closer and low and behold it is a naked woman!
It hit me like a ton of bricks! THIS IS A NUDIST COLONY!!
I am a pretty open guy, but I have never been to one of these places. My johnson has a pair of Fruit of the Looms covering it at all times. I walked around doing what I needed to do and tried VERY hard to keep my eyes focused on my job. It was difficult. I never remembered actually turning my head but I always seemed to snap out of it as I would realize what I was looking at. <.> <.> !! I felt so perverted! I couldn't help it. If I looked this way - naked. That way- more naked. I was the odd man out for sure! Everyone was loking at me.
It was like a time warp, too. I thought I was there for 30 minutes but was there for 1-1/2 hrs. After a lot of talking about what I was going to do for them and making jokes, they said they had to get three more estimates. I said okay and went on my way.
About 30 minutes later they called me and said they didn't want the other estimates and I could start tomorrow(today).
I just thought it was funny. I know this will probably get deleted because it has nothing to do with ATVing. I just thought it might get a laugh or two. I did show the guy some of my ATV pictures and talked about my club. :-)
B

 

That was funny, I would be a little freaked out. I don't think i could stay focused on the job at hand..

 

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cell phone camera----hotties?

 

Even funnier was the recruitment attempts! "Come on out Saturday and you'll see why we like it here!" was one thing. "First visits free" was another.
I am racing near Georgia this weekend so I'll have to pass!!

 

yeah really, any hotties or all old fat people like you normally hear about at those places???

 

I would really be a perv if I took pics.
Yes they were mostly large people and older. However, the future ex Mrs. Morris is there! And she was naked too!

 

mud,

you dont need to be a perv, just tell yourself your doing it for us---LOL

 

hhhhhmmmmm all I can see is cottage cheese walking around LOL guess we will have to stick with Vegas[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

lol bomber...


As they say when in Rome.... As a dedicated bussiness man you should have taken one for the team and told them if they hire you to take the job you would let the ol pud fly free.lmao..just kiddin.


Glenn I think we should go in on a snapper parlor here in Vegas. Its where the money is at!!!! My fam has alot of land here.
And what the heck, If we are forced to work there a few nights a week SO BE IT!!!
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