I hate Jeff Gordon Because, well you gotta hate someone.

 

change the thread title to " i hate jeff gordon because, i am slow!"

 

i don't hate him i just dont like him

 

.......because TONy STEWART can put him in the wall,he can lose 3rd gear,and still finish the race ahead of alot of drivers.

.......because hE WILL ONE DAY EXCEED #3S CHAMPIONSHIP RECORD

.........because he is a better driver than that overrated pretty boy they call JR

.........because he looks like a faaaa but hes got a great lookin babe.

.........because he and jimmy johnson are probably the best teammates out there

..........because the guiness book of world records just listed him as the richest drivers[most money won]

........because hes that darn good

AND IM NOT EVEN A FAN,BUT IM HONEST.

 

...he is rich...his female.....

 

He enjoys the sight of rainbows.

 

Yah lets talk about rainbows. You know the color guys had to run the paint scheme by him. "Sound great guys I love rainbows, and maybe next year we can try flaming rainbows. Then I can call my crew the Flaming Rainbow Warriors". Talk about coming out of the closet, hot chick or not.

"Queer Eye for the Nascar Guy" Hosted by Jeff Gordon

 

queer people drive rainbow cars..holy crap JG drives one! ...real men drive beer cars...and Jr aint overated..i bet he'll do better than jG ...o by the way ..brook gordon was like ray charels

 

finish ahead of alot of drivers? lol kyle petty was out along time ago bud..and derick cope didnt even qualify

 

i like him because i was in one of his RayBan commercials and got 3 pairs of RayBans for free. Also got to take a few laps around Charlotte Motor Speedway with my jeep that day.

He also forced a lot of older drivers to either step up or retire. There is no taking away the fact that the dude can drive.

I'v also got some incriminating 8mm tape that implies that there is some truth to his rainbow ways!!