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> > > Subject: Lexus Lady
> > >
> > >
> > >>A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse,
> > and spotted the most
> > >> beautiful, perfect 'loaded' Lexus and
> > walked over to inspect
> > it
> > >> closer.
> > >>
> > >> As she bent forward to feel the fine leather
> > upholstery, an unexpected
> > >> little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very
> > embarrassed, she
> > >> anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
> > noticed.
> > >> Sure enough, there standing behind her was a
> > salesman. With a pleasant
> > >> smile he greeted her, 'Good day, Madame. How
> > may we help you
> > today?'
> > >>
> > >> Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and
> > acting as though
> > >> nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked,
> > 'Sir, what is the
> > >> price of this lovely vehicle?'
> > >> Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, 'Madame,
> > I'm very sorry
> > to say
> > >> that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna
> > **** when you hear
> > >> the price....
> > >>


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THE BLONDE AND THE BARTENDER
Jim orders a beer.
The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar to him
It hits a blondes ***** and splashes all over them
The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off the blonde.
Each time Jim calls for a beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides
to help the bartender out.
The next time the bartender hits her, Jim jumps up and starts to lick the beer off her *****
THE BLONDE DECKS HIM!!!!
Lying on the floor moaning and groaning, Jim looks up and says.........
HELL.... Then, "Why do you let the bartender do it?"
Get ready...... here it comes
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"Because," says the blonde, "he has a licker license!"

 

Lmao

 

LmAo.. lololol. theyre both good ones! i can imagine the dealer's cheesey smile in the first joke. lol. the second joke: "Licker License" lolololol

 

funnny funny stuff...................

 

LOL LOL LOL.That is funny.
I`ll post it to another forum that I frequent.LOL

 

The first is my favorite! Excellent.