Any quotes?

 

Our last trip to hatfield McCoy one of the guys riding with us rolled his quad. We asked him what happened and his response was, "I went up the hill and that was stupid."

 

my wife hit some quicksand and the quad started going sinking. i was notified and got there quickly. not wanting to lose a 3 month old new quad, i jumped right in there and put it in 4wd to try to get it out. it eventually came out and i was glad. a close friend of mine was there too. he told me the best way to get out of quicksand was to grab a big stick. so i asked him, "look around, do you see any big sticks in this here riverbed?". he said, "yeah, there's one over there about 30 yds from us." i just shook my head. good day though.

 

Haha that's a good one

 

after we got our quads a few years ago, i schooled my kids on helmets. i told'em if i caught them riding without helmets, i'd get rid of their machines. we then went riding, a few minutes later i was leading the pack and clipping along nicely. i turned my head to check on my kids and when i looked back forward, there was a jagged 4" limb hanging low in the trail into my airspace. yep, i hit with my head, it gashed my helmet open and took me to the ground and my quad kept going forward. i laid there a minute wondering if i was dead and realized, nope, i'm alive. my kids came over to me and i jumped up and told'em "see?! that's why you wear helmets". they tried not to laugh, but did muster out a "yes sir". that incident made a lasting impression on them. they still wear their helmets. they are believers.

 

i'm still laughing. that was good.

 

When my buddy got stuck in a deep water/mud hole I said, "Hold on, I'll pull you out after I get a picture." He was thrilled....

 

After being egged on by CNCPro and Roadiestar I went up a really steep granite face and barely made it without tipping backwards. They said, "Wow, I didn't think you were going to make it." I try not to listen to their advice anymore. It's safer that way.

 

When the time comes, and it will, when you try to go through a muddy puddle and get stuck half way in. Just remember, it wasn't that deep before you went through it.

 

Haha great quotes guys, hilarious!