Hey, I'm going to start up an All NEW ATV Magazine. Here is a peview: Every Quad from every Manufacturer is the BEST. The first issue is going to feature "Quads of the Year" picks. Want me to ruin it for you? They ALL WIN!!!! Every Quad available on the market today and in the future. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

Our Theme at "EVERYONE'S RIGHT ATV MAGAZINE" will be: "They are ALL the BEST"

It will Feature "Nothing Bad about ANYTHING!" There will be No Test Ride articals (Who needs them, they're ALL Winners), No Shootouts (There ALL do Everything the Best).

Nothing but Pretty Pictures.

To keep things above board and honest, we will NOT accept any Advertizing Dollars, so we will need Investors. Anyone want to give me sveral thousand dollars? It's a Great investment! Think of how Everyone will be so Happy with the fact that their Quad is the best. Here is your opportunity to produce the perfect Magazine. No Loosers, just Winners. No Negatives, just Possitives, No Criticisums, Nothing but Praises.

Subscriptions will cost $100.00 for 6 Issues. Isn't it worth it to be told that you are "ALL" RIGHT, That your Quad IS the BEST Quad Ever Made?

So come on, Dig DEEP. send your money to:

"EVERYONE'S RIGHT ATV MAGAZINE" (The Galaxies #1 ATV Publication)
P.O. BOX Duhhh,
IAMRIGHT, Mars, 00001

This is going to be GREAT, I"M GOING TO BE FILTHY STINKING RICH!!!!!

 

I just started on my second issue. The feature artical will be:

"Yamaha Raptor vs Honda Recon"
With the Sub-title being: "Both appear to be Equal Performers"

I'm concidering: "Banshee vs Quadsport50" & "Z400 vs KFX400". Of course there will be No Loosers, Just Winners!!!

Let me know what you would like to see. We want Everyone Happy here at "EVERYONE'S RIGHT ATV MAGAZINE"

 

Yawn........

 

edit: i should noy have even opened this subject. have a nice day!

edited

 

Yah, it's about as Stupid and as Boring (Yawn...) as everybody Pissing & Moaning, posting Thread after Thread after Thread about how All the Mags SUCK A**, because their Quad didn't win the comparison (Shootout).

I must have banged my head pretty F'n hard to have read 6 stink'n pages of Pure Never-ending BS on a Thread titled "Rincon shootout/DIRTWHEELS slipping?"

I may have forgot to wear my Helmet, but at least I still have enough common sense to realize that there is NO way every Quad can be the Best (Unless I get enough investors to start up EVERYONE'S RIGHT ATV MAGAZINE" LOL). If your going to compare them Someone is going to LOOSE!!!

The magazines are just stating thier oppinions. You don't have to agree. You don't have to buy the Magazines. You don't have to buy the Quad that won. Go buy which ever Quad you want. You're going to anyway!

I'm not going to get into a 5 page arguement about this, I'm going Riding. Have a GREAT NEW YEARS!!!

Quote from somewhere on this forum: "JUST SHUT UP AND RIDE!!!!"

 

Hey USELESS, long time no see......

 

quit while your behind

 

Well stated Pauleo21.


Ken

 

i really should not have even opened up this thread. have a nice day!!!

EDITED

relax dude

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It all started out as a JOKE. But it apears by the responses, that I touch on a nerve or 2. I'm Really not Pissed off, I enjoy reading peoples oppinions on these Forums (Just not nessesarily 6 pages of the same thing over and over).

However, when people start to make personal attacks, I will react. My Father always said that "Personal attacks, are often times a sign that someone has nothing Intelligent to say." I will leave it at that.

I'm Sorry if I have offended anyone.

I really am relaxed Dude.