I heard today where the new Arkansas quarter is going to be recalled soon. They say it won't work in vending machines.

Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines.


A stab at Arkansas Duck hunters:

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated
Wash. Biol. Surv. ,until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas hunter:

"Dear Sirs:

While hunting last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a duck. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible."



This one is a real hoot,here is the address of the joke,and if you hunt it is a great forum to ,it is were I find these hilarious jokes

http://thesouthernoutdoorsman.com/ub...c;f=4;t=002189

Here is another: http://thesouthernoutdoorsman.com/ub...c;f=4;t=002213

 

Biggin, thank goodness Bubba is not my real name.LOL Let the jokes fly, they are funny[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Like I said, Bubba, Biggin's is getting to be a monster!! hehe. Hey Biggin' use Minnesota if you want, our nuggets are still frozen, we like the giggles. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

the only bad thing about arkansas is bill & hillary.