The Blaster in the Backyard
 

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Nothing like roosting around in the fresh pow pow on a 2-stroke but when your yard has as many obstacles as this guy's, helmets are probably more important than traffic cones:

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Watch out for that traffic cone! It's dynamite. (Paraphrase of the killer rabbit scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

That reminds me of a Sergio Aragonés cartoon in the margin of MAD magazine decades ago. A guy was placing a row of traffic cones on the road and a couple in a car were running them all over. He put the last one over a solid steel post or something like that. They would have been just as surprised as this guy.