Here's a joke for the ladies
 

This was sent to my wife- had me ROFLMBO!

> My husband, not happy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day -
so he would be able to monitor my moods.

> When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When
I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin' red mark
on his forehead.

> Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

>Sincerely,
>Moody