Theres something you dont know about me joe rogan.... I smoke rocks <scratching his neck constantly> LOL i cracked up at that one.

 

Whenever me and my girlfriend go out to eat I tell her I'm gonna say that to the waitress when she asks how is everything......but I don't really dare............

 

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch"

 

hahahaha

that was awesome too.. my brother got the last season i watch it all the time haha....

"Peanut butter and crack sandwich!"

hahaha

 

Clayton Grigsby

 

chapelles show is the craziest stuff ive ever seen dont know how they get away with it though

 

Chappels show is the funniest stuff i have ever seen in a long time

 

can't forget Lil' John: WHAT..............WHAT.............WHAT........... ..........YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.......... ...........OOOOOKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Im Rick James, b$tch!!!

 

R kelly's gram...."thats my little boy, always peein on people."

The song..... "Coolin in my Escalade, man Im paid, I got it made......... Take me too your special place, close your eyes, show me your face, I wanna **** on it....Players wanna hate, lovers wanna love, I dont even want none of the above, I wanna **** on you, yes I do, Ill pee on you,......... Youll never feel the same, when you get a wiff of my hershey stains, I wanna poop on you too.... I want to pee in your food...The only thing that will make my life complete, is when I turn your head into a toilet seat, I want to pee on you"

I love that song, I sing it all the time, without knowing it.