lol, right as i am shutting my computer down. have a good night....

 

you all suck with your shutting down and going home. bastards.

I needs [img]i/expressions/beer.gif[/img]

 

+1 Good night all too bad that I am stuck her still for 4 more hrs!!!!

 

I am now down to 1.5, and the boss is going to come in for a little while, so no duckin out early here...

damned bosses.

 

I just say dam jobs, wish I was ritch enough not to have one!!!!

 

I hear that man, I am banking on my girlfriend winning the bread in the future. She is the head baker or production manager @ a bakery, they are looking to do some big expanding and growing, so hopefully in several years I will be the stay at home mom.
Spend my days at home with my trucks and quads, and nights relaxing with my other love [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Let me guess that would be the dog!!!! lol just jokeing I'm with you all the way I would love to have sugar moma!!!! [img]i/expressions/beer.gif[/img]

 

I meant the cold beer, but I reckon we will hav eto have dogs too! I have my fingers crossed that it will pan out, time will tell.

 

Dude that did not even cross my mind. Guess that is what you get when you are stuck at work for 11hrs a day [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] Got to love that [img]i/expressions/beer.gif[/img] thoe!!!!!!!!! Only 24 more work hrs till the big weekend I can't wait [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img].

 

well its 5 am here now and i had share this with ya all!!

A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP.

THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED.

IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD"

WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:


DEAR DAD,

IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCINGS, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY.

EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS SO MUCH OLDER THAN I
AM, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WINTER.

SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.

BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE
AND ECSTASY WE NEED.

IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!!

DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.

YOUR SON, JOHN


P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT BILLY'S HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN MY DESK CENTER DRAWER.

I LOVE YOU!


P.S.S.

CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME