A Stinky Story.
#1
Let me start by saying that my parents live out in the country about 5 miles from town. They have little land that we ride on and my aunt and cousins live next door.
I was out riding my YFZ on the trails that my 12-year-old cousin made on his blaster this weekend killing a little time. It's great having a little cuz making trails for you because that little guy will do whatever it takes.
Well, I was out in the field given'er crap when I found a trail that he had that cut through behind the houses to the next field. So, I take off. Well, as I said they live in the country. No public sewage. I started smelling something horrible. Then I look and see the ditch dead in front of me. It was just a drain but those thing still smell terrible after awhile.
I was seconds from being too late. I locked up my breaks and flew up on top the handlebars. I wasn't going fast enough to get hurt or anything but it was a very sudden stop. I pulled around up to the house to ask my cuz why he would make a trail through there. As I reach down to turn the key. NO KEY! My knee must have broken it off in the ignition.
Moral of story- Sh*t happens. Just thought you guys may enjoy the laugh at my expense.
I was out riding my YFZ on the trails that my 12-year-old cousin made on his blaster this weekend killing a little time. It's great having a little cuz making trails for you because that little guy will do whatever it takes.
Well, I was out in the field given'er crap when I found a trail that he had that cut through behind the houses to the next field. So, I take off. Well, as I said they live in the country. No public sewage. I started smelling something horrible. Then I look and see the ditch dead in front of me. It was just a drain but those thing still smell terrible after awhile.
I was seconds from being too late. I locked up my breaks and flew up on top the handlebars. I wasn't going fast enough to get hurt or anything but it was a very sudden stop. I pulled around up to the house to ask my cuz why he would make a trail through there. As I reach down to turn the key. NO KEY! My knee must have broken it off in the ignition.
Moral of story- Sh*t happens. Just thought you guys may enjoy the laugh at my expense.
#4
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]If it looks like a Turd&Smells Like a Turd,Feels like a Turd???? It,s a TURD!!!! If you can turn it off,and get a pair if needle nose on the broken key,it should pull out.Thanks fer the Story~~~~~~~~~~~~ Funny!!!!! Being a {Plumber/////// I know a TURD when I-C-1}
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