Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore under fiction

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ***
All the way to Egypt ."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull
Them out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they
Park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem,Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep More soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?


A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
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HEY!! I resemble them remarks and I`m not 60,Well not yet anyhows.

 

I am 60 and must admit about 95% of the statements are true! At least about me! I'm trying to get out of the way as fast as I can for the younger generation to take over and maybe help repair some of my generations screwups IF THEY CAN!!!!

 

I have this motto on women I dont go out with any that are not at least as old as my Harley.That way you are safe