"We don’t hand pick products from different factories; we design, we select the best quality parts, and we build our own scooters!Spam word Factory direct!"Spam word
"Remember every purchaseSpam word from Scooter Depot includes: Free MSO and Bill of Sale" "The certificate of origin is an official title document that releases the scooter from the importer to the dealer"

Wait did you build it factory direct or import it?
Oh it gets betterSpam word
"Shipped to your door mostly assembled except handle bar, mirrors and battery."

Ok I could handle that cept it goes on to say...
"Occasionally, on some units, it may be necessary to perform other routine checks or adjustments, such as adjusting the setting of the idle speed and fuel/air mixture screws on the carburetor, cleaning of the carburetor, checking to ensure wires are connected properly,"

WTF? If you read it it says that you may have to clean the carb on your brand new bike because it has varnish in it from sitting around! And whats with the check to make sure we wired it correctly part?

 

yep- sounds accurate to me...

like replacing the entire electrical system a few weeks after you buy anything chinese, replacing the carb with an upgraded japanese carb, buying a softer seat and better shocks, dumping the crappy bias-ply tires for 6-ply and replacing most of the cheap, weak cast white-metal alloy parts that strip & break... in other words, just buy a japanese, american, european or caniadian bike and be done with it.

 

Hey, I keep a brand new one in my garage just in case my wife divorces me. I figure I'll just beg for her not to take in the settlement, and when she does, the joke will be on the guy that takes my place.