Yo mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.

 

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!

 

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

 

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

 

You mamma has a peg leg with a kick stand.

 

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

 

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

 

Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

 

Yo momma's so poor, she can't get rid of the roaches in her house 'cause they pay half the rent!

 

Your mamma is so fat all the chairs in her house have seatbelts

Your mamma is so fat three cows were killed to make her combat boots

Your mamma is so fat even her shadow has stretch marks