Man if my neighbor would shoot my dog i would slice his tires and make it look like his own son did it!

 

well tonight as my bro was just about to go out on our ds, a cop stopped in the lil road beside my house which leads to some fields and some trails, he goes in our lil field beside the road and starts doin doughnuts, then pulls a wheelie over the ditch and turns and goes into our pasture and does more doughnuts, wen he came back in i told him he should have drove by nice and slow and smile and wave to them, he said he was going to but the cop left, i guess the pigs didn't want to play 2nite

 

Kmduner- The key to being a good neighbor is to shoot his dog FIRST. I do not take any crap off my neighbors. I gave them all the number to the police deptment. I checked zoning and with my lawyer first. Every time we have a big gathering some a$$hole neighbor shows up whinning. As i tell them all- I bet that you guys are glad we do not do this 7 days a week.

Really no matter what you do somebody is sure to complain, i tell the neighbors that the trains and planes bother me along with there presence. I live on 155 acres and the neigbors have less than a 1/2. They bought theres looking down on mine for a free view. Now they have a view of my dragstrip and mx track

 

Your a lucky man 14, the wife and I are starting to look for a home that is on some land. I'm tired of being able to borrow sugar without having to leave my kitchen, just open the window.

The house next to this guy is up for sale. I hope a biker moves in....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

Lilnotts, be nice to the cops, you never know who your talking too[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

uh oh! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
i mean i love pigs, i mean cops[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

oh well, they can't catch me n e ways [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

oh you guys are nice to your neighbors we put a catfish in our i neighbors pond only because he is an a$$ hole and we frequently put bananna peels in his drive way and ride all along his proptery line with my dads 300 bayou with no muffler and do it at about 5 am

 

Tell me about it.... i've stuck all kinds of tropical fruit in my neighbor's exhaust......

 

I had a neighbor like that once. They were the closest house about 400 yards away but they complained about my quads. So I went and made my piped Banshee street legal and rode around their house over and over and over and over..... I would try to do about 40 MPH in first gear and be sure to kick up a little extra dust. There wasn't a thing they could do about it.

 

LOL wyo, that sounds like a lot of work just to get back at someone.

 

all this talk of sticking things in someone's tailpipe reminds of the Game warden who caught someone poaching walleye's. As unlucky as he was, he was overpowered by the poachers and took a walleye in the tailpipe (wasn't his truck either).

There was also a State Trooper (female) that no one liked in a northern MN town. After she nailed one of the locals with a DWI, they set her up about 5 miles from town with a stranded vehicle. About 5 guys were hiding in the ditch waiting and eventually blindfolded her and handcuffed her to her squadcar (in the buff) for all the world to see.