you cant make this stuff up.

quoted from article:

BERLIN - A German student created a traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hells Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.
German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hells Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 3-mile-long traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.
"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hells Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression.

 

Lmao

 

I hope they kick his *** just for throwing the puppy.

 

Yup, a bulldozer is going to get you away from the scene of the crime REAL fast....

 

Bulldozer escaping from motorcycles? How Austin Powers. And WHO throws a puppy? I'm with Scooter. Kick his @&% for that alone.

 

Honestly... cruel?? unusual?? unlikely???
I LOVE IT.
Im new to the board, and I don't care what anyone thinks of me loving this story.
I love it. For the sake of the puppy chucking, for the sake of the bikers not smashing the student, for the sake of the bulldozer escape.. everything.