mr. honda dies
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12-09-2003, 01:48 PM
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mr. honda dies
>>The big guy from the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and
>>went to
>>heaven for judgment.
>>At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "Since you've been
>>such a good
>>man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward
is, you can
>>
>>hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
>>
>>
>>
>>Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I
>>want to hang
>>
>>out with God. I have a question for Him". St. Peter took Mr.
>>Honda to
>>
>>the Throne Room
>>
>>and introduced him to God.
>>
>>
>>
>>He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"
>>
>>
>>
>>God Said, "Ah, yes"
>>
>>
>>
>>"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you
>>have some
>>
>>major design flaws in your invention:
>>
>>1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
>>protrusion.
>>
>>2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
>>
>>3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
>>
>>4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
>>
>>5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are
>>outrageous, and I
>>
>>don't
>>
>>even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs".
>>
>>
>>
>>"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points," replied God, "hold
>>on."
>>
>>God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few
>>things and
>>
>>waited
>>
>>for the results.
>>
>>
>>
>>After a moment God said, " ell, it may be true that my
>>invention seems
>>
>>to be flawed, but according
>>
>>to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
>>yours."
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