Thanks to all of those who replied to the "Quite possibly the stupidest question ever thread", and now the results.......

First, some background for those new to the story:

I have this buddy that is EXTREMELY arrogant. (You know the type.....EVERYTHING he has is better than EVERYTHING everybody else has.....and NO, he does not mind lying about what he has, either....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]). Anyway, I was telling a bunch of buddies that I was looking for a 400 EX to buy, and he proceeds to tell everyone about how his Arctic Cat 500 would dust my 400 EX. I told him "maybe up a steep, snowy hill, but that's about it". He laughed and said if I got a 400 EX to see him first so he could "blow me away on his "powerhouse"." (By the way, this is the same guy that went around telling everybody while I was in Iraq that the only reason he did not go to the Army was because he was deemed "Too Dangerous" to serve in the military....LMAO!!!)

So, on Friday, I bought a 2004 Honda 400 EX that has a White Bros "E" series pipe on it. It is in PERFECT condition. (I also bought it at a dealer for $2,250, and my buddies told me I practicaly stole the thing).

So I call everyone I know, and call Arrogant *** as well, and arrange for this massive 4-wheeler ride. When we get in the woods, we come to "the strip" ( a 2-mile straight-as-a-razor trail) and I advise him to be prepared to back up his statements. He starts coming up with all of these excuses; His leg was hurt (it wasn't), his 4-wheeler was "too hot" (after riding 15 minutes.....NAH) and all sorts of other stuff.

Soon, this chick that he likes arrives and he starts talking bad again. So AGAIN I challenge him to back up all that mouth 'running he has been doing and he FINALLY agrees.

To say that I obliterated him is an understatement. I beat him by like, 50 4-wheeler lengths (NO, he is NOT a good rider). I was real careful not to rub it in. I did not have to. My buddies gave him 10 different shades of pure hell, and he rode home in shame.

Later that night he called me and apologized for running his mouth (and even admitted that he was too chicken to go to the Army). So, I forgave him and just plan on staying away from this looser b.itch.

And that's my story!! Thanks for all the support!!!

 

LOL, well I was believing your story untill I read the "2004 400ex in perfect condition for $2250" part...

 

It's the truth, man. I bought it from the Honda dealer. You would not believe how sharp it is. (If I can figure out how to post pics, I will).

 

Wtf was he thinking?.............[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Congrats on getting (stealing) the 400EX. Now go ride wheelies around him with his girlfriend on the back............[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]