HEY OSTIE...10 REASONS I'M NOT A JERK like you said
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HEY OSTIE...10 REASONS I'M NOT A JERK like you said
OSTIE:
HI I got to thinking ...after you said I sound like a jerk , I figured I'd come up with some reasons as to why I don't think I am.
1) I help old lady's across the street...because I'm not a jerk!
(An old lady would provide alot of cushion and protection if I was hit by a truck).
2) I give roses to my wife sometimes for no reason at all...because I'm not a jerk!
(It don't hurt however that such acts are followed by a bout of mattress olympics).
3) I let my wife control the remote...because I'm not a jerk!
( She controls what happens in the bedroom so why not the T.V. ).
4) When I had problems with a neighbour of mine(He was breaking into cars) I did not beat him up...Because I'm not a jerk!
( I merely told him I would remove his limbs from his torso and beat him with the wet ends!).
5) I planted my Grand-Parents vegetable garden for them...Because I'm not a jerk!
( Of course I get to enjoy pesticide free veggies all winter long)
6) I swap quads with my friends when we ride...Because I'm not a jerk!
( Of course I do enjoy seeing and hearing their reactions when they get off)
7) I mow my father-in-law's lawn occasionaly...Because I'm not a jerk!
( Of course I have sex with his daughter so I at least owe him that much)
8) My wife will tell you I'm a very unselfish lover!...Because I'm not a jerk!
( It makes no logical sense to have your cummer go off before the lady's)
9) I share apple pie's that my Grand-mother bakes with my Mother-in-law!...Because I'm not a jerk!
( In truth I couldn't stop her if I wanted to...I tried!)
10) I talk to the ugly girl at work...Because I'm not a jerk!
( It makes her feel good even though she has a face like a BAG OF HAMMERS and a body like a BAG OF POTATOES!)
There you have it, just a few reasons why I am not a jerk!.... Wait a second...I just re-read all the above...YOUR RIGHT I AM A JERK!!! HA HA.
PS; I bet you smiled...even just the smallest bit...would a real jerk make you smile? Have a good one!
ROB
HI I got to thinking ...after you said I sound like a jerk , I figured I'd come up with some reasons as to why I don't think I am.
1) I help old lady's across the street...because I'm not a jerk!
(An old lady would provide alot of cushion and protection if I was hit by a truck).
2) I give roses to my wife sometimes for no reason at all...because I'm not a jerk!
(It don't hurt however that such acts are followed by a bout of mattress olympics).
3) I let my wife control the remote...because I'm not a jerk!
( She controls what happens in the bedroom so why not the T.V. ).
4) When I had problems with a neighbour of mine(He was breaking into cars) I did not beat him up...Because I'm not a jerk!
( I merely told him I would remove his limbs from his torso and beat him with the wet ends!).
5) I planted my Grand-Parents vegetable garden for them...Because I'm not a jerk!
( Of course I get to enjoy pesticide free veggies all winter long)
6) I swap quads with my friends when we ride...Because I'm not a jerk!
( Of course I do enjoy seeing and hearing their reactions when they get off)
7) I mow my father-in-law's lawn occasionaly...Because I'm not a jerk!
( Of course I have sex with his daughter so I at least owe him that much)
8) My wife will tell you I'm a very unselfish lover!...Because I'm not a jerk!
( It makes no logical sense to have your cummer go off before the lady's)
9) I share apple pie's that my Grand-mother bakes with my Mother-in-law!...Because I'm not a jerk!
( In truth I couldn't stop her if I wanted to...I tried!)
10) I talk to the ugly girl at work...Because I'm not a jerk!
( It makes her feel good even though she has a face like a BAG OF HAMMERS and a body like a BAG OF POTATOES!)
There you have it, just a few reasons why I am not a jerk!.... Wait a second...I just re-read all the above...YOUR RIGHT I AM A JERK!!! HA HA.
PS; I bet you smiled...even just the smallest bit...would a real jerk make you smile? Have a good one!
ROB
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10-22-2002, 05:52 PM
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10-22-2002, 09:30 PM
HEY OSTIE...10 REASONS I'M NOT A JERK like you said
That was great! lmao! I'm the Jerk for ever questioning you.
But you forgot #11. You know, the one about how you drive your Prairie into deep mud holes (like a gentlmen lays his jacket across a puddle for a lady) so lesser ATV's like mine can get through without getting stuck and then with a simple flick of your tumb you pull out of the hole.
That truly was a great and classy post Rob and yes I did smile.
But you forgot #11. You know, the one about how you drive your Prairie into deep mud holes (like a gentlmen lays his jacket across a puddle for a lady) so lesser ATV's like mine can get through without getting stuck and then with a simple flick of your tumb you pull out of the hole.
That truly was a great and classy post Rob and yes I did smile.
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