After yer done laughing, balls.....
May 31, 2006 | 05:39 PM
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After yer done laughing, *****.....
Originally posted by: Rattlebars
Dunno if I can say "*****" [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] on this forum, but riding the Prairie hurts my nuts [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]. Here's the details....
I have a bowel disease (celiac). No matter how much I eat, I can't gain weight (I know, shut up you skinny &^%#). Anyway, I have no butt. When I hit bumps, my nuts bounce off the seat and [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] ^%$&^%$ it HURTS! I tried supporters, cups, riding pants... nothing seems to work. I stand on the boards a lot to prevent this (which you should do anyway over rough) but legs do get tired. Sitting and riding hurts where you don't want hurt.... OUCH!
Anyone got a solution (after yer done laughing, of course)?? Anyone else have this problem? I've been thinking of cutting the seat in the right area, but you ain't always in the right area...
Dunno if I can say "*****" [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] on this forum, but riding the Prairie hurts my nuts [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]. Here's the details....
I have a bowel disease (celiac). No matter how much I eat, I can't gain weight (I know, shut up you skinny &^%#). Anyway, I have no butt. When I hit bumps, my nuts bounce off the seat and [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img] ^%$&^%$ it HURTS! I tried supporters, cups, riding pants... nothing seems to work. I stand on the boards a lot to prevent this (which you should do anyway over rough) but legs do get tired. Sitting and riding hurts where you don't want hurt.... OUCH!
Anyone got a solution (after yer done laughing, of course)?? Anyone else have this problem? I've been thinking of cutting the seat in the right area, but you ain't always in the right area...
All joking aside (Celiac) is the most undignosed diesease in the usa. Many people suffer from it and there doctors won't or will not test for it. If one person has it in your family there is a good chance you or your kids could have it. The "wall street journal" had a great artical about Celiac a few months ago and gave the address of testing clinics to send a stool sample too. The cost is high but worth it to find out what is making you sick. Good luck.
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Jun 1, 2006 | 05:58 PM
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After yer done laughing, *****.....
jclaude
I DO NOT like your solutions at all...... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
However, your are very very right about celiac disease. It is really the most misdiagnosed disease going. It masquerades as many others such as rheumatoid arthritis, fibromyalgia, MS, chrones, irritable bowel, clinical depression.... the list goes on.....
I suffered greatly with "arthritis" and was put on VIOX which gave me a heart attack. Since I've been on a gluten free diet, all my arthritis symptoms have completely disappeared and I can spend more time on the Prairie (whoo hoo!). No more beer tho [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
Once thought to affect 1 in 10,000, they now estimate 1 - 100 or so have it to some degree (hereditary indeed it is).
If interested or if you have heath problems you can't figure out...
Click here for celiac.com
I DO NOT like your solutions at all...... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
However, your are very very right about celiac disease. It is really the most misdiagnosed disease going. It masquerades as many others such as rheumatoid arthritis, fibromyalgia, MS, chrones, irritable bowel, clinical depression.... the list goes on.....
I suffered greatly with "arthritis" and was put on VIOX which gave me a heart attack. Since I've been on a gluten free diet, all my arthritis symptoms have completely disappeared and I can spend more time on the Prairie (whoo hoo!). No more beer tho [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
Once thought to affect 1 in 10,000, they now estimate 1 - 100 or so have it to some degree (hereditary indeed it is).
If interested or if you have heath problems you can't figure out...
Click here for celiac.com
Jun 1, 2006 | 06:17 PM
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After yer done laughing, *****.....
A cousin of mine had cancer surgery which left her with no "padding" on her backside. She had a pillow made out of three kinds of foam in layers to add support, rebound and padding. You might talk with the folks at your medical center that do seats in wheelchairs and such for advice on this. I know my cousin went from always being in pain to being able to drive a car and even set thru movies.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Jun 6, 2006 | 09:37 PM
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After yer done laughing, *****.....
Ok, gave Under Armour (Short Boxer Jock in black) a good tryout today. IT WORKS! The only supporter that gives me relief...... not only that, it's comfortable and very very cool working out on a hot day .... no galded crotch...
I wore it riding my GoldWing for a coupla hours today too...... nice!!!
Pricey, but worth it! No more aching... well..... you know - after a day of riding the Prairie..
YIPPEEEE!
I wore it riding my GoldWing for a coupla hours today too...... nice!!!
Pricey, but worth it! No more aching... well..... you know - after a day of riding the Prairie..
YIPPEEEE!
Jun 6, 2006 | 11:25 PM
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After yer done laughing, *****.....
These are "tighty" boxers.... the leg support keeps the "other parts" snug and in place. No sag, no nagging tangles and bunchies.... no wedgies.
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Jun 6, 2006 | 11:33 PM
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After yer done laughing, *****.....
this has to be the most original and funniest thread ever on here! this is nuts! oops! well yes it is!
how old are you? do you have old *****? is this what we that are potentially younger than you have to look forward to? i hope not! lol
the man show or MTV had a funny little infomercial about a ball upport system b/c the dudes there kept sitting on their *****, the cat would play with htem, etc..it was funny.
im trying not to laugh to hard about this most sensitive situation....sitting on your ***** is quite a jarring and painful experience...
cant believe jock straps dont work....
how old are you? do you have old *****? is this what we that are potentially younger than you have to look forward to? i hope not! lol
the man show or MTV had a funny little infomercial about a ball upport system b/c the dudes there kept sitting on their *****, the cat would play with htem, etc..it was funny.
im trying not to laugh to hard about this most sensitive situation....sitting on your ***** is quite a jarring and painful experience...
cant believe jock straps dont work....
Jun 7, 2006 | 08:10 AM
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After yer done laughing, *****.....
Rattlebars, glad to hear you found a non-surgical (vet) solution. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Bet that even makes your riding partners a little more relaxed when you ask if they'll "hold this for a sec." j/k [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Bet that even makes your riding partners a little more relaxed when you ask if they'll "hold this for a sec." j/k [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Jun 7, 2006 | 05:07 PM
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After yer done laughing, *****.....
Dunno if I should answer this, but I'm 57 and yes, they do hang more than they used to. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] I haven't had the problem of sitting on them yet, but I do wear briefs (one reason I don't wear boxers and never could).
And no, a regular "supporter" did not work. Because of the nature of riding a quad (sliding your butt to the inside of a hard turn) the straps became VERY uncomfortable by sneaking their way into parts I don't want to mention. Jocks are for "standup" sports. The "tighty" boxers did the trick... no bunchin' - no sneakin' - full support.
Gotta go now.... I have to call the vet and cancel my appointment.....
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And no, a regular "supporter" did not work. Because of the nature of riding a quad (sliding your butt to the inside of a hard turn) the straps became VERY uncomfortable by sneaking their way into parts I don't want to mention. Jocks are for "standup" sports. The "tighty" boxers did the trick... no bunchin' - no sneakin' - full support.
Gotta go now.... I have to call the vet and cancel my appointment.....
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