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The Fabulous Tester Returns!

Old May 29, 2003 | 10:11 PM
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I'm back to answer your questions.

I have returned from space to give you knowledge. Ask the Tester anything about Cannondales.

Engine won't start? Ask Tester.

Tires flat, wanna know why? Ask Tester.

Want to know if its all over? Ask Tester?

Wanna know how to get more power from your tired mule? Ask Tester.

I know everything,
Tester
 
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Old May 29, 2003 | 11:06 PM
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Alright, I have a question. Can tester find his own @ss with both hands and a flashlight?
 
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Old May 30, 2003 | 04:34 PM
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Is it tester or testercle?
 
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Old May 30, 2003 | 06:06 PM
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i still like tester the molester ...lol
 
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Old May 30, 2003 | 06:17 PM
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Dear tester: We have two problems, that means two Cannondale ATV 440. Both with the same problem, imposible to start up...I live out of USA and it is very difficult to access to tech. info due to the local dealer really dont know how to procede with the software. The other problem is that the electric circuit are different (in the harness conncector) and we dont know how to connect to the PC due to the plugs, both are differents. Kindly advise us how we can start up this "dinnosauros"....
 
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Old May 30, 2003 | 09:22 PM
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Test for tester.

1. Count ********* more than once and come up with the same number.
 
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Old May 30, 2003 | 11:05 PM
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Yes, Yes....Tester knows why.

But first, you must tell Tester what country you are from and where are your quads.

I must feel the energies of your foriegn lands and quads.

Tell me, what place are you from?
 
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Old May 31, 2003 | 02:06 AM
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I've got it! Question: What does Tester , the Starship Enterprise, and Toilet paper all have in common???
















Answer: They all travel around URANUS looking for KLINGONS!!!!
 
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Old May 31, 2003 | 06:38 PM
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hahahahahahahahaha
 
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Old Jun 1, 2003 | 10:49 PM
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OK..We are in Costa Rica, one ATV is with the last engine of the Cannibal (chasis was the first FX440), and the other ATV is the original FX440. ECU´s are differents (the new engine have the big computer and the other have the small one)) tell me, tell me Mr. Tester!!
 
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