Tester's TESTY senses are tingling......the TRUTH is near.

A wall of rumor, inaccuracy, misinformation and savage lies stands between YOU and Tester's great throbbing brain of knowledge.

Tonight, the Incredible Tester will self-administer a super mental tonic. YOU will FEEL Tester's all-knowingness.

This minute, 500 of his special Tester Assault Babes are clearing the palace ground of info-squatters and data leeches. Come forth.

OPEN YOUR MINDS.......

Tester can't use his FACT-O-TRON , its locked in a infinite loop RAD2GO, RAD2GO.....the calculations are spewing forth...


Tester will rest now.


Love,
Tester

 

WTF-the truth is knobody has any idea what you just said

 

After reading that, I am rested.

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No defication Testy! Heard the same so it is the boys from Vista.

Now, do you know of any Phantoms?

 

LMAO that was some funny crap

 

Still lost...death to Vista

 

Tester weeps. . .

Tester has appointed The "Tasty Lady Quiztronic" to answer all questions about the off-shore manufatcuring and on-shore assembly that lurks in the folds of future time.

Love,
Tester

 

Hold the bone Testy, just got new stuff today and the Fart Tron might not be accurate. Your looping message might only have been indigestion. Heard that the principal of the company that was looking at the parts and tooling has not been seen for a couple of weeks and there are new people walking the building.

What about that Phantom stuff?

 

Tester too has eyes unseen viewing the scenes......

You know much oh desertgears.....the riddle is like a wisp of puddling that slickens the floor

Speak truly to Tester, reveal thyself


You have drawn TESTER'S MIGHTY WRATH!!!!!!


Love,
Tester

 

The eyes that see for me have seen the fires of hell and have made those fires do their bidding.

And your eyes?