Me and a friend were riding around on his farm and we were near an intersection in the road when a late model red ford pick-up truck came around the corner (tires squealing) and a small red igloo cooler fell out the back (the kind that you push a button on the side to open it).
Anyway, we tried to wave him down without any luck.
We then opened the cooler expecting to find his lunch or a 6-pack.
What we found freaked us both out. There was 4 human toes in the cooler!
They looked like they were all big toes, and that was the only thing in the cooler, no ice, nothing.

pretty strange huh?

 

Maybe that was the guys lunch......

 

sqooze,

if your toe-less neighbor there ever "invites you for dinner", i would advise you to pass....

 

Thats the kind of stuff that happens down there is the "Strange" parts of Wisconsin. LOL Just kidding. I am originally from north east WI. 30 miles north of GB.

 

Actually, I only live about 45 minutes north of Milwaukee, (Jeffery Dahmer's home town)

It took us about an hour to figure out what to do with the contents of the cooler.

 

and what did you figure out?

 

Sqooze - that has to be one of the weirdest stories I ever heard.

Now, I know a body parts broker who will buy those toes. His name is Guido and his phone number is++++++++++
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what did you do

 

Well, we did the only logical thing that we could think of.
We called a tow truck. he-he-he.

You'll have to excuse the lameness of this joke but I'm having one of those weeks.

 

Thanks for the laughs....I needed that on a day like today.....