I'm a Ford guy so I'll start it:
F.O.R.D. fix or repair daily
F.O.R.D. found on road dead
F.O.R.D. fecked over rebuilt Dodge

Who's got one for Chevy, Dodge, Yamaha, Honda, etc...

Don't take offense, it's all in good fun.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

Bump....

Hmmm, no responses....(crickets chirping in background)

How about this one...N.A.S.C.A.R. = Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks. I got that from another post.

H.O.N.D.A. = How Odd No D@mn Accelaration.

Ok, ok....let it die then..........[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]

 

Ford- Found on reservation dump, Buick- Barfed up icky caramel korn, GMC- Got mechanic comin, Fiat- Fix it again Ted, etc. Toyota- Too often yankee overprice this auto. Dodge- Daring old demo goes everywhere- I think that could apply to the old Chrysler Imperial's that are used in Demoderbys. Or Dodge= To Avoid- Dictionary meaning! Pontiac- Poor old nerd thinks its a cadillac. Polaris- Pull off lake and repair in summer, and People of lesser ability ride indy shi*. Oh, by the way I like your meaning for NASCAR- funny![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Hey, those were pretty good. I'll have to write some of them down for future reference.

 

MOPAR - made of puddy and rust
Ford - F**ked on race day
thats all i can think of right now

 

F.O.R.D. FIRST ON RACE DAY

J.E.E.P Just empty every pocket (TRUST ME)

U.S. ARMY (Backwards) Yes my retarded *** signed up

G.M.C.

 

audi- another ugly dutch invention

ford- fast only rolling downhill

 

racing a honda is like the special olypics, even if u win ur still retarded.

 

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