Two boll weevils grow up in South Carolina. One goes to Hollywood and becomes a famous actor. The other stays behind in the cotton fields and never amounts to much. The second one, naturally, becomes known as the lesser of two weevils. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain and they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her jusband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

What in the heck... i dont get it?

 

whats the point?

 

They are puns that I found out of a Old Farmers Almanac. Lightnen up OK? Can't a person share a few sick jokes once in a while?[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]

 

I hadn't heard the last one[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

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I have heard that one but not the 2 others.

 

ditto

 

mmhmmm

 

I got the last one but the other 2 I didnt catch either[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]