ubertrailblazer01

 

Well back in the day we use to fun cattle eletric fence through the flower bed to keep the dogs from pissing in them.
Maybe you could rock there world as well.

 

Put up the largest cattle electric fence you can find. Disguise it somehow and then the perps who "invade" your property will get the shock of their life.

Also get you some mean dogs and put in that area with a fence. If they get past the shock of their life once they are squatted thinking all is good, here comes the growling teeth baring dogs to chase them with their pants down. One of the two should cause them to $hit on them self.

You would need a motion camera so you can sit back and laugh for years and years.

Post the pics back here when completed.

 

How about a sign that says

"Beware of G@y Rottweiler! Keep Your Pants Up!"

 

Put up a sign that says.........


I don't ride in your bathroom

Please don't crap on my trails

 

"Trespassers will be violated"

Gets their attention and makes them think about it.

 

go into a hick magizine and order a couple of big @ss bear traps to go with the electric fencing and a sign that says
(trailer trash sh@t here) lol i love this thred

 

LMAO this has the be the funniest thread I have ever read

 

what if ES is sleepwalking and he goes to take a midnight $hit in the woods and he accidentally gets a bear trap clamped on his a$$?

 

Where do you find hick magazines, Hickmagazines.com