but then monica walks in and said "we did alot more than that!"

 

......upon sleeping with you, Hil, I've gottne really fat!

 

so why mrs clinton wasnt looking she got hit in the face by
rosie and ellen whom was very upset from there breakup

 

Then the "fab 5" walk-in and say
"TIME FOR MAKE-UP!"

 

Then all of a sudden the earth started to move, the wind started to howl and the sky opened up and down came....

 

"Elvis!" yes I said the King himself, with a drum stick in one hand and a bag of pills in the other. Curled lip, and the sexiest bunch of back up singers you have ever seen! He has returned to save us from the Lip Syncing w-***** that have ravaged the earth for the past decade. "Ohh! Mr. Presley" cried one kid "thank you for returning, I can't stand Britney & lil Simpson with their fake ***** and faker voices" .........

 

then bush exploded a top secret atom bomband kills eveybody including himself.




The End

 

and now that bush is dead we have a dick in the white house

 

There aint no more white house!

 

.........because it now glows an eerie lime green!