He then decided if I wanna pick up someone hotter than cankled suzie I need to do something drastic. So he nabbed a hitch-hiker and drove to the rest area. Shaved the hitch-hiker's backside and superglued the hair to his head to get rid of his haloed comb over.

 

With his new look and new found self-confidence he's off to find a ho with no cankles

 

And being a hillbilly, and from Alabama, he went to his family reunion for this new "babe"

 

AND THERE HE SAW HER...........his LONG lost sister Susy-beth, who is so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.........what a winner she was.

 

he drooled over her frizzy red hair, freckled face, and the HUGE braces on her teeth.

 

Not to mention the hairy arm pits and skanked out toes, he liked her sooo much he bought her a new quad for the way she blo's

 

Hondas are red...Yamaha's are blue....I love your three chins and your supersize **** too!