Hits a little rock and flys off the grizz to the ground

 

and rolls to a stop at the feet of a beautiful hitch-hiker named Daisy-Duke that is........

 

Up come Bo and Luke Duke and they all jump in the general lee... horn honking Boss hog in persuit he states he needs to peee.

 

While he's peeing, Boss Hog hums "Just A good ol' boy"(he watched that Country Music Outlaws thing on CMT the other night) as Bo, Luke, and Daisy right the Grizz and tie it to the back of the General.

 

Rosco gets done holding Boss's unit for him and they speed after them in hot pursuit.

 

While speeding away, Bo and Luke give him the thumbs up too have his way with Daisy, but he has none of it. He just realizes that he has a leather fat rolls fetish....but he does'nt know if it's Boss Hog or Suzy he longs after. Bo turns the corner and everyone braces for the bridge thats half torn down.........

 

Waylon Jennings starts singing and the picture freezes......

 

then bo and luke get into an argument about who should pay for the tests to find out which of them is the father of daisy's flipper baby

 

Boss Hogg walks in wearing his thong, sporting the lab results-performed by Katherine, from CSI-proving that he is, in fact, the father of the flipper baby and also showing the pic.s from the ultrasound, clearly displaying an embryo on a~ gasp~ Yamaha Breeze!

 

... meanwhile, back at cooters gas station/bait house/hair salon/and all night palm reading parlor, cooter and uncle jesse are eating burritos and burning farts while roscoe attempts to roast a marshmellow on the end of his pencil ....


-heywood-