The Dumass Experience (A Division of Toho Co. LTD.)
Dec 29, 2005 | 05:26 PM
#1141
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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My kids have canonball issues. Seems like wiping with a towel would be more appropriate. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
Dec 29, 2005 | 05:35 PM
#1143
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From: In Da Skys
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LOL, I had to pooh real bad while out in the woods the other day, it was an explosion similar to the one that produced pooh on the outhouse seat, but the out house. I was no where near the out house and had no paper with me.! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] I let it fly in a stategic area because I looked down and there were huge moist sycamore leaves laying there. I used a few and went on to hunting. I got home and took a shower, only to find remanents of leaves stuck to pooh stuck to my *** check!!
True story!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
True story!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
Dec 29, 2005 | 05:46 PM
#1146
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From: In Da Skys
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Originally posted by: TPR
Sweeeettt we go from hot chicks to good home cooking to green pooh and dumass poopy uh a$$....LOL
TPR
Sweeeettt we go from hot chicks to good home cooking to green pooh and dumass poopy uh a$$....LOL
TPR
This thread started with pooh. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Dec 29, 2005 | 05:46 PM
#1147
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From: In Da Skys
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
How come my dinner smells good, but my poop doesn't?
How come my dinner smells good, but my poop doesn't?
Cuz, its been sittin in your guts for a day or so.
Dec 29, 2005 | 05:54 PM
#1148
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Originally posted by: MrDumass
Cuz, its been sittin in your guts for a day or so.
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
How come my dinner smells good, but my poop doesn't?
How come my dinner smells good, but my poop doesn't?
Cuz, its been sittin in your guts for a day or so.
Dec 29, 2005 | 06:02 PM
#1149
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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Breaking news!
Just found out Krogers has Bud cases for 12.99 each. Sale ends today.
Headed to the store now. Be back later, and hopefully drunker.
Just found out Krogers has Bud cases for 12.99 each. Sale ends today.
Headed to the store now. Be back later, and hopefully drunker.
Dec 29, 2005 | 06:04 PM
#1150
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From: In Da Skys
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Originally posted by: Scootergptx
So, if I stuck my *** in the refrigerator overnight, the next day it would smell like leftovers?
Originally posted by: MrDumass
Cuz, its been sittin in your guts for a day or so.
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
How come my dinner smells good, but my poop doesn't?
How come my dinner smells good, but my poop doesn't?
Cuz, its been sittin in your guts for a day or so.
Nope, but your leftovers would smell like ***. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]