(Scooter walks in the door, dressed like a character from the movie "Outbreak")

Ok, let's get this party started. (Turns on power washer)

 

Ok, inventory from cleaning so far;

1 black shoe, size 10 1/2, hole in bottom
1 Victoria's Secret push up bra, blue, size 34B (someone's just weird, that won't fit RC)
What appears to be a collection of snickers bars, found in corner
1 "I'm with stupid" t-shirt
1 pile of moving poo, that I chased out the front door, hopefully it won't be back

Haven't made it to the bathroom yet, wanted to wait till it was daylight. Nothing worse than a barfly vampire.

I'll let you know if anything else turns up.

 

Hey Scooter if you need some supressing fire let me know, I'll cover your six. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Ok, bathroom is as good as it's gonna get. Three notable items were discovered:

Emilia Airhart, possibly Jimmy Hoffa and finally the Lindburgh baby.

2 out of 3 of these could land us in some serious trouble. I have covertly placed these items behind a 7-11, run by a recent immagrant from Iraq. Also placed on the items, a note stating that there was a second shooter at Dallas in 1963. Should really throw them off the track. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

There were a few stains that just wouldn't go away, so, there is still some "atmosphere" left in the stall.

Everything is wet, and will take a while to dry. I personally will conduct a moisture level test on all bottles in the bar. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Don't forget, the moving poo is out there somewhere. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

 

Just had an idea... Fire..... we could burn it down that would pretty much sterilize everything and we could collect the insurance on the bar. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Might want to wait till next week. I sprayed everything down, so it's just gonna smolder now.

Hey, I think we need to dry the houka out, the old fashioned way. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

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Originally posted by: ScootergptxO.K. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Scooter I like the way you think. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Well looky there its nice and purty smellin in here (runs outside, waves hand behind *** vigorously) So.. the special today is fried grouper.