The Dumass Experience (A Division of Toho Co. LTD.)
Feb 23, 2006 | 07:41 PM
#1671
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 8,257
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From: California
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
(sitting at a table alone, bored, drinkin beer, smokin my pipe, and softly singin)
Come all you young fellows who follow the sea,
To me way, hay, blow the man down,
Now, please pay attention and listen to me,
Give me some time to blow the man down!
I'm a deep-water sailor just come from Hong Kong.
To me way, hay, blow the man down,
If you give me some whiskey I'll sing you a song.
Give me some time to blow the man down!
On a trim Black Ball liner I first served my time.
On a trim Black Ball liner I wasted my prime.
When a trim Black Ball liner's preparing for sea,
You'd split your sides laughin', such sights you would see.
There's tinkers and tailors, shoemakers and all,
They're all shipped for sailors on board the Black Ball.
When a big Black Ball liner's a-leaving her dock,
The boys and the girls on the pierhead do flock.
Now, when the big liner is clear of the land,
Our bosun he roars out the word of command.
"Come, quickly lay aft to the break of the poop,
Or I'll help you along with the toe of my boot!"
"Pay attention to orders, now you one and all,
For see, right above you there flies the Black Ball!
"`This larboard and starboard on deck you will sprawl,
For `Kicking Jack' Rogers commands the Black Ball!"
Come all you young fellows who follow the sea,
To me way, hay, blow the man down,
Now, please pay attention and listen to me,
Give me some time to blow the man down!
I'm a deep-water sailor just come from Hong Kong.
To me way, hay, blow the man down,
If you give me some whiskey I'll sing you a song.
Give me some time to blow the man down!
On a trim Black Ball liner I first served my time.
On a trim Black Ball liner I wasted my prime.
When a trim Black Ball liner's preparing for sea,
You'd split your sides laughin', such sights you would see.
There's tinkers and tailors, shoemakers and all,
They're all shipped for sailors on board the Black Ball.
When a big Black Ball liner's a-leaving her dock,
The boys and the girls on the pierhead do flock.
Now, when the big liner is clear of the land,
Our bosun he roars out the word of command.
"Come, quickly lay aft to the break of the poop,
Or I'll help you along with the toe of my boot!"
"Pay attention to orders, now you one and all,
For see, right above you there flies the Black Ball!
"`This larboard and starboard on deck you will sprawl,
For `Kicking Jack' Rogers commands the Black Ball!"
Feb 23, 2006 | 09:32 PM
#1672
Supersock
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 142,163
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From: Land of the misfit toys
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
Nice, you even dressed the monkey like a pirate. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
cough*sponge bob*cough
cough*sponge bob*cough
Feb 23, 2006 | 09:56 PM
#1673
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 8,257
Likes: 1
From: California
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
Shhh..don't tell Moto about the peg leg I gave the monkey. look how monkey walks now, [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Feb 24, 2006 | 08:36 AM
#1674
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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Hired Gun!
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From: Land of the misfit toys
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
Don't look now, but I think monkey is about to give that cat the "peg leg" [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Hey, isn't that the cat from the vets office? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Hey, isn't that the cat from the vets office? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Feb 24, 2006 | 10:03 AM
#1675
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 8,257
Likes: 1
From: California
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] man after seein that I need a triple shot......Damm monkey that's just un-natural. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
Feb 24, 2006 | 10:14 AM
#1676
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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Hired Gun!
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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Hell, give me one too.
Motox, exactly how did you teach a monkey to put on a condom? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Motox, exactly how did you teach a monkey to put on a condom? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Feb 24, 2006 | 01:19 PM
#1677
Super Quad Patrol
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
Athens Archery Field Staff
Best lunch hour ever!
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 38,878
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From: In Da Skys
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
(POWWWW)......(POOWWWW)......(POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POWWW!!!!!)
We just (POWWW) added a shooting range (POWWW) out back! (closes back door)
This way if you need to let out a little aggression by firing off some rounds, you dont have to go far. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] Also, cuts down on repairing the holes in the walls and roof. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
We just (POWWW) added a shooting range (POWWW) out back! (closes back door)
This way if you need to let out a little aggression by firing off some rounds, you dont have to go far. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] Also, cuts down on repairing the holes in the walls and roof. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Feb 24, 2006 | 01:27 PM
#1678
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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From: Land of the misfit toys
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Well give me a bottle of Jack, and I'm going out to the range. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
What the hell am I thinking? What about gun safety?
Dumass, give me a towel in case I spill something by my AR. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
What the hell am I thinking? What about gun safety?
Dumass, give me a towel in case I spill something by my AR. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Feb 24, 2006 | 02:23 PM
#1679
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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Hired Gun!
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From: Land of the misfit toys
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
Weapons, whiskey and women sliding on brass poles. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] It just don't get better than this. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] (wipes away tear)
Feb 24, 2006 | 03:10 PM
#1680
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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Hired Gun!
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From: Land of the misfit toys
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
I am alone in a bar full of strippers. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
THANK YOU GOD! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
THANK YOU GOD! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]