The Dumass Experience (A Division of Toho Co. LTD.)
Mar 9, 2006 | 10:26 AM
#1941
Supersock
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Joined: Apr 2003
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From: Land of the misfit toys
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
You know, coming from a guy that was wearing a dress and no underwear in here yesterday, I'm not sure how to take that. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Mar 9, 2006 | 10:29 AM
#1942
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 8,257
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From: California
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
Fear not Scooter I likes women. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
1of4: The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
Scooter: Oh no, please, please, let's hear about your childhood.
1of4: Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my *********. There really is nothing like a shorn *******, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
1of4: The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
Scooter: Oh no, please, please, let's hear about your childhood.
1of4: Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my *********. There really is nothing like a shorn *******, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Mar 9, 2006 | 11:11 AM
#1943
Supersock
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
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Posts: 142,494
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From: Land of the misfit toys
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
Is that a laser the monkeys humping? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Mar 9, 2006 | 11:28 AM
#1944
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 8,257
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From: California
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
All I wanted was a fricken' monkey with a fricken' laser beam attached to his fricken' head! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]
Mar 9, 2006 | 12:51 PM
#1945
Supersock
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
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From: Land of the misfit toys
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
I need a beer and a newspaper. And you may want to stay at least 10 feet away from the bathroom.
Sorry 1o4, but for safety reasons, you'll need to put out that smoke.
Sorry 1o4, but for safety reasons, you'll need to put out that smoke.
Mar 9, 2006 | 01:24 PM
#1946
Pale Rider
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
With my goldfish shorts swimmin' around my toes.
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 8,257
Likes: 1
From: California
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
(Pats Scooter on back) Sure thing Bud. (Scooter now has sign on his back that reads: DANGER! combustable materials inside keep away from all sources of ingnition and open flames.)
Mar 9, 2006 | 01:34 PM
#1947
Supersock
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
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From: Land of the misfit toys
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
Wheeeewww!!! I feel like a new man now. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Why are the dancers laughing at me? (checks shoes for toilet paper) [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
Why are the dancers laughing at me? (checks shoes for toilet paper) [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
Mar 9, 2006 | 02:55 PM
#1949
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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Hired Gun!
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From: Land of the misfit toys
The Dumass Lounge..(A Division of Phantom Inc.)
Relax, I'll get them back.
(opens door)
FREE BEER!!!!
And what's so funny? Everytime I walk by someone they laugh. (checks zipper) [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
(opens door)
FREE BEER!!!!
And what's so funny? Everytime I walk by someone they laugh. (checks zipper) [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]