I dunno where to go first, the green room, or the VIP room. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

 

Grab ya a Moslon. Green bottle, and take it into the VIP room. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

Oh yea, bring one for me too. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Never had one, I'll grab you one, and in the spirit of green bottles, I'll grab a heinie. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Heyyy!!! Not my hiney. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

 

Oh, excuse me. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

 

Hey none of that weird crap grab the girls not the guys.

 

Nothing wrong with grabbing a nice cold Hinie. It's the warm pink ones you gotta be sure on. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Scooter if your grabbing a heinie it better have a thong wrapped around it .

 

(Scooter has thong on his head)

Ok, just hold still Bambi, I'm gonna try to put this back on you without any hands. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

09-19-2006

From the offices of Phantom Inc.

Document 112763….pursuant to PSA 5772-12 Re: Behavioral variances Motox26 exhibits during the Halloween season.

It has been brought to the attention to the staff and ownership of The Dumass Hotel and Casino that during the Halloween season, one of our most valued patrons, Motox26 seems to make a transition of sorts and becomes a completely different person from the other 11 months out of the year.

Motox26, AKA ;“Owner of Monkey”, “Father of Poo Thrower”, “Little Punk”, and his native American alias “SSBD”, or “Sleeps in Sticky Bag with Dumass”, is generally a docile creature, most approachable and quite the affable character.

However, caution must be used between the days of 10-1-2006 and 11-1-2006 for something strange comes over this normally innocuous person.

It will not be uncommon to see M26 climbing up various architectural structures in the casino as well as the pool area. He also will shout unusual things like “I must when the lotto!!” out to passers by.

Then there are the costumes…..M26 tends to favor lycra for whatever reason. Typical on a given day he will be found wandering the casino wearing a pink thong, ballerina tu tu, fishnets and a Victoria’s Secret bra stuffed with water balloons filled with chocolate pudding. Warning: At times he will pop the balloons and attempt to squirt you with the pudding. Do not run!! He will then follow you and spend the rest of the day knocking on your door pretending to be a Girl Scout that wants to give you her “cookie”. Your best bet is to wait till tomorrow if this happens.

As always there are unexpected incidents as well, that we can only anticipate and react to. At this time, Dumass Hotel and Casino and it’s parent company Phantom Incorporated, are not legally responsible for the actions of Motox 26.

Sincerely,

TPR

CEO Phantom Inc.