random tip of the day
#96
If your wife goes on a diet, and asks "Does it look like I've lost any weight?" Don't say "Yes, your ***** look smaller."
#97
if you are filling your zippo...and spill some fluid on your pants...it is fun to light yourself on fire, but make sure you dont get it on your skin [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#98
if you are filling your zippo...and spill some fluid on your pants...it is fun to light yourself on fire, but make sure you dont get it on your skin [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#99
if you are filling your zippo...and spill some fluid on your pants...it is fun to light yourself on fire, but make sure you dont get it on your skin [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]






