sounds like your speaking from experience!HAHA

 

this bringing the sun screen back into play....

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my tip of the day:

dont pee into the wind

 

Now thats hilarious even though I have heard it before!

ROTFLOL

 

dont wipe with a pine cone

 

Don't take naked pictures of girls you work with on your digital camera and then leave it in your Durango for your wife to find 4 days later.
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Hate it when that happens.


Here's mine........... Don't pet a burning dog.

 

Also, Dont get drunk and pass out after taking pictures of the neighbors "freshly enhanced" breasts that she loves to show off when shes a lil tipsy. Found that night by the exgirlfriend (thats why shes the ex). I think I could have gotten out of it but the camera was still hanging around my neck when she took it. LOL[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

Since we're talking about drinking:

No matter how drunk you get, fat chicks are still fat when you sober up.
Ugly works the same way too.

 

Fat chicks are like Mopeds. they're fun to ride but don't let your friends see you on one.

 

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