Must be pre-teen idol week? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

 

Fat fingered??...... old geezers??[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] That's it, I was on your side Moto. Ya had to go to the ole geezer ward huh? Wheres that Monkey? This ole geezer's gonna tear that monkey a new ***! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

 

Yup im sure there are. At least we ain'ty gonna have to stop by the cop shop everytime we wanna move and say is this where i register.. you sicko. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]

 

OK now im freeking ticked off!! you guys have to help me out on this one this one just BLOWS my mind!!!

last night she texted me at 11:30 at night she said "i just want you to know i love you!" i was like ok then today i was like then why in the hell did u break up with me she was like "i just dont want a b/f right now" and i was like what other guy do you like be honest we dont go out anymore and she was like " the only guy i like is u"

im freeking out right now so please help me understand!! i want everyone to help the crack this one yall have been doing a great job explaining everything to me and i greatly appreciate this so please help me out! im at the end of my rope!

 

You have her right where you want her. Be nice. Be real nice. Tell her you just want to take a step back and think about things. Call her, talk to her, hang out with her (some, but not too much). She is now your alternate. Go out and find somebody else. Save her for a rainy day. She's a play toy. Period.

 

She just thinks she is breakin your lil heart and is feelin guilty about it.
you have a couple routes here...
A. Try and get some sympathy sex outta her [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
B. Hook up with another chick and parade her like a dog in the eukanuba cup and try to work a threesome [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
C. Just tell her you dont want a girlfriend right now either... But Friends with benifits is always kewl [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
D. Tell her she needs to get her **** straight and give ya a call when she knows whats up. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] She's a girl her **** will never be straight [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

 

Naaaa! Naaaaa! I beat you to it! That's what you get for stealing my cheese! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

 

I have to agree with OFC's "routes". [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

But personally, I think she's just playin' you... kick her to the curb. You're too young to have to worry about dealin with the games this chick is playing. There's too many other girls out there that will probably treat you alot better.

 

Aww bullchips.. !!! i provided many more options. it took a lil while to get outta fantasy land. i had some good ol unrealistic ones.. you know that involved her sister and her mom [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

 

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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboyLMAO, I must be gettin' old. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] I wonder what she'd look like on all fours with a leash around her neck? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]