the BORED thread, another beginning to a long evening
Aug 18, 2006 | 08:16 PM
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the BORED thread, another beginning to a long evening
Short story about Fred....
One day Fred was walking down the street, when a man in a pickup truck noticed the fishnets that Fred was wearing....he pulled over and after a few minutes, Fred hopped in.....An hour later, the truck returned, Fred got out, his fishnets were torn at the knees and he had a ten dollar bill in his hand.
The End.
TPR
One day Fred was walking down the street, when a man in a pickup truck noticed the fishnets that Fred was wearing....he pulled over and after a few minutes, Fred hopped in.....An hour later, the truck returned, Fred got out, his fishnets were torn at the knees and he had a ten dollar bill in his hand.
The End.
TPR
Aug 18, 2006 | 08:27 PM
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the BORED thread, another beginning to a long evening
What do you call Fred in a sleeping bag???
Fruit Roll Up!!!
What do you call Fred when he has the runs???
Juicy Fruit!!
If Fred was a car, what would he be??
Mazda Miata
I wonder if Fred's parents had any children that lived.....
If Fred was a movie, what would he be???
Crying Game....
And the Finale.......
Fred, you are a good sport....Thanks for being Fred. I am now in a better mood and will stop picking on you and also will stop telling you to start dating girls.....
You can date guys, if you want.....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Have a good weekend!!
TPR
Fruit Roll Up!!!
What do you call Fred when he has the runs???
Juicy Fruit!!
If Fred was a car, what would he be??
Mazda Miata
I wonder if Fred's parents had any children that lived.....
If Fred was a movie, what would he be???
Crying Game....
And the Finale.......
Fred, you are a good sport....Thanks for being Fred. I am now in a better mood and will stop picking on you and also will stop telling you to start dating girls.....
You can date guys, if you want.....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Have a good weekend!!
TPR
Aug 18, 2006 | 08:31 PM
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the BORED thread, another beginning to a long evening
Originally posted by: 1of4Horsemen
Easy Fred you'll blow a gasket.
Zen dude..Ooooohhhhhmmmmm Oooooohhhhmmmmm
Easy Fred you'll blow a gasket.
Zen dude..Ooooohhhhhmmmmm Oooooohhhhmmmmm
LMAO. =]
Aug 18, 2006 | 08:32 PM
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the BORED thread, another beginning to a long evening
Originally posted by: TPR
You're right 1of4....but it won't be a gasket!!!
I DARE YOU TO LEARN TO SPELL FRED!!!!
TPR
You're right 1of4....but it won't be a gasket!!!
I DARE YOU TO LEARN TO SPELL FRED!!!!
TPR
Aug 18, 2006 | 08:33 PM
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From: Landrum, South Carolina, elevation 986'
the BORED thread, another beginning to a long evening
Originally posted by: TPR
What do you call Fred in a sleeping bag???
Fruit Roll Up!!!
What do you call Fred when he has the runs???
Juicy Fruit!!
If Fred was a car, what would he be??
Mazda Miata
I wonder if Fred's parents had any children that lived.....
If Fred was a movie, what would he be???
Crying Game....
And the Finale.......
Fred, you are a good sport....Thanks for being Fred. I am now in a better mood and will stop picking on you and also will stop telling you to start dating girls.....
You can date guys, if you want.....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Have a good weekend!!
TPR
What do you call Fred in a sleeping bag???
Fruit Roll Up!!!
What do you call Fred when he has the runs???
Juicy Fruit!!
If Fred was a car, what would he be??
Mazda Miata
I wonder if Fred's parents had any children that lived.....
If Fred was a movie, what would he be???
Crying Game....
And the Finale.......
Fred, you are a good sport....Thanks for being Fred. I am now in a better mood and will stop picking on you and also will stop telling you to start dating girls.....
You can date guys, if you want.....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Have a good weekend!!
TPR
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Aug 18, 2006 | 08:40 PM
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the BORED thread, another beginning to a long evening
Originally posted by: TPR
What do you call Fred in a sleeping bag???
Fruit Roll Up!!!
What do you call Fred when he has the runs???
Juicy Fruit!!
If Fred was a car, what would he be??
Mazda Miata
I wonder if Fred's parents had any children that lived.....
If Fred was a movie, what would he be???
Crying Game....
And the Finale.......
Fred, you are a good sport....Thanks for being Fred. I am now in a better mood and will stop picking on you and also will stop telling you to start dating girls.....
You can date guys, if you want.....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Have a good weekend!!
TPR
What do you call Fred in a sleeping bag???
Fruit Roll Up!!!
What do you call Fred when he has the runs???
Juicy Fruit!!
If Fred was a car, what would he be??
Mazda Miata
I wonder if Fred's parents had any children that lived.....
If Fred was a movie, what would he be???
Crying Game....
And the Finale.......
Fred, you are a good sport....Thanks for being Fred. I am now in a better mood and will stop picking on you and also will stop telling you to start dating girls.....
You can date guys, if you want.....[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Have a good weekend!!
TPR
Aug 18, 2006 | 10:50 PM
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the BORED thread, another beginning to a long evening
Originally posted by: 4wheelerfred
dude try me once more[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
dude try me once more[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
Aug 18, 2006 | 10:53 PM
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the BORED thread, another beginning to a long evening
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
I think you at least owe him the respect of cleaning it with a damp towel first, Fred.
Originally posted by: 4wheelerfred
dude try me once more[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
dude try me once more[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]