So I was tlaking to a friend and told them I would give up....my adult relations for my car right about now...and I told her I could see a top 10 list of why cars are better then women...so here they are!

10...all they need is gas and they are happy...
9...they dont ever say "do I look fat in this"
8...no "that time of the month"
7...they dont mind if you get a ride from someone else
6...they are easy to turn on
5...they dont talk about other cars.
4...if you ignore them...they wont be upset with you
3...beating on them wont bring a lawsuit.
2....the harder you push...the harder they push back...
and number one....

















You can get a ride from them anytime you want!

 

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] thats what im talkin bout grasshopper [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

One day you will learn to get only what you want from them and tune out all the rest... when you get that figured out let me know the secret.. im only about 90% there [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

I will put up with the problems thanks...

 

Ah yes, Women. I don't have the solution, but I do admire the problem.
Here's some advice. Don't get married. Just find a woman that hates you and buy her a house.
It's a lot easier![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

So you said that to her face? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] That explains the cold front moving towards the South. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

well the last time I checked...minnesota is not in the south....lol.....

Ummm yeah I did say it to her face, and she just laughed....and she wanted to hear it anyways....

 

this reminds me of something that I did a couple months back in the grocery store.

The wife asked me if I wanted to go with to pick out some "snacks" before the weekends football game. I said sure. We got everything we needed and went to check out. The girl (who we know) made a comment about the amount of snacks in the cart.

The wife pipes up "Yeah, you can tell Dave is with me today"!

without saying anything, yet, I looked at her with that "you backstabbin' little B!&(*"

So I lean over towards the check out and say, "Now do I look like the one with the FAT A$$"?

And that was the end of that. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

and did the wifey hear that?

(and as a side note...the person who I origannly told the top ten too seen this and her jaw droped and eyes grew extremly big....it was great)

 

yup, she did hear that. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

so how was the night on the couch?