Give her a shovel.

Just a little off topic humor

 

Haha, that's a good way to get a black eye, or at least a few nights on the couch[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

lol......wasnt expecting that one.

 

lol. I wasnt expecting that one either.

 

I love this one!!!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

 

I can't wait to tell that one to my wife!

 

MY wife would kill me if i told her that....

 

She acts tough; she's not, except with the checkbook.

 

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

 

That is just wrong. I would kick my husbands butt too.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]