Lets start an insult contest. All in fun. If you can't take it without getting mad don't post.


You know your on an arctic cat 500 if you have a bike as big as a ford ranger and the power of a go cart. lol

you know you are on a honda if you have the same shoe size as your hp rating.

I'll go ahead and do this for all the honda guys: you know your on a popo if you ride 1hr and work on it for 5hrs.

you know your riding can am if you buy more axles than a popo

keep it going guys!!!

 

If you have a ride like a caddy your on a polaris-if you have the ground clearance of a caddy your riding honda.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

I would rail on yamamama and suzuki but I don't ride with any.

 

you know your on a lifted kawi brute if you can change a front axle faster than I can change a tire.

You know your on a suzuki 500 if after a couple doughnuts you can light a cigarette off of the glowing red head

You know your on a can am if you had to take out a 2nd mortgage to finance your bike

 

SOOOOOO dissapointed. Figured you guys had a better since of humor. Prove me wrong.

 

OK, lets start with the names: what they are, and what they should be !!
Polaris ---- Partsloosefit
Honda -----Honduh
Can Am ------- Can't Am
Artic Cat ------ Artic Can't
Kawasaki ------- Kawasucky
Ya, I know, pretty lame, but at least it's a start.

 

Yamahuh??


I like the Can-Am 2nd morgtage, that one cracked me up

 

How about all of your guy's bikes are like having a fat girlfriend they are fun to ride as long as no one see's you on them. LOL Bring it.

 

i only got one Polaris= Pull your ***

 

Polaris = Pulleez quit stealing my @#$%ing ATVs of of my @#$%^&* driveway
Can-Am = Candy-@$$
Yamaha = Yamawhore
Suzuki = Scuzuki

 

Did you hear about the new Kawasaki that's made in Poland? It's called a Kowalski.