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Old 01-02-2005, 11:29 PM
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myn would say (U BETTER GET THE DAMN RAT OUT OF THI GARGE) lol
 
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:51 PM
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hmm.. mine would say...

Look we haven't even been together over a month and look at my grabbar it is sopposted to be a U not l l stop trying to do a 12 o'clock in the road im not some kind of R-1!!

or...

Cmone that sqeeking in my suspension isnt a good thing!!!!

or...

I dont have a clutch, so stop reving me up between 2nd and 3rd!!! your gonna tare out my trany!!

or...

You dont have to test my rev-limiter in every gear!!!!
 
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:54 PM
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Mine actually do talk, they both say"broooommmmmm", though the raptor does talk louder tahn the YFZ.
 
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Old 01-03-2005, 12:02 AM
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Upon finding an impassable obsticle my quad would say " I'm pretty sure I can handle this, but I'm not so sure about you. You may just want to drive me around it this time you wuss!"
 
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Old 01-03-2005, 06:21 AM
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mine would say the throttle dont have to be pegged out all the time!!!!!!!!! give me a break i just got thru eating a prarie 650[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
 
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Old 01-03-2005, 11:26 AM
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You better be cool. You think I'm an SP500 when I'm a Trail Boss 330. Thank you for checking every nut and bolt most all the time - and for keeping me clean. Thank you for the RCR Stage 1 Kit. I'm sorry the swing arm guard was a waste of $ - the thought counted. I'm glad you finaly covered up those stupid factory 2X4 stickers.
 
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Old 01-03-2005, 02:58 PM
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"Can you keep the rubber side down"

And "please no more cheater pipes on the handle bars"
 
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Old 01-03-2005, 03:28 PM
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"Is that grease on your shirt?! Are you riding something else?!"

"Why don't I have any hot chicks washing me....like those ones in Huevos."

"When you ride me you always make me wet....from those deep puddles we go through."

"Would you help me pump my rubbers?"


Oh yeah! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

I gotta get my mind out of the gutter.
 
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Old 01-03-2005, 09:34 PM
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Mine says "here we go again, this is gona hurt"
 
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Ummm.....that's A TREE!!! up there.......schwooo.......Ummm......that's A BOULDER!!!........schwooo........Ummm.......that's A DITCH!!!.......schwooo........Ummm.......that hill is TOO STEEP!!!..........schwooo.........Ummm.........you 're NOT!!!!!!AHHHH!!!!..........schwooo.........Ummm.. .....that's A DEER!!!.........schwooo.......Ummm.......NO WAY!!!!!!AHHHH!!!!!!!........schwooo........Ummm.. .....that's a FREAKIN CLIFF!!!!AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!........SCHWHOOHOOHOO!!!! !.........Ummm......AHHHH!!!!!.......schwooo......
AHHHH!!!!!.......schwooo........AHHHH!!!!!........ .schwooo.......etc, etc, etc.......
 


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