i thought i heard it all untill today. i was getting some liquid gold (aka gas) today and this happened. 2 teenybopper girls pull up beside me and asked "do you know where we are at?".i'm sure i gave them a wtf look and said yea.then they wanted to know how to get to I-77south not uncommon except for the first question.i told them leave the parking lot and turn right at the first road and that is the on ramp.then they asked if they had to go north to get to 77south.that brought another wtf look since they had to use I-77south to get where i was.after about 5mins telling them again that I-77south was 100ft down the road and they didnt need to go north on 77 to go back south again. KIDS[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
the one that was topped by that one was. my grandfather,uncle ,and me was making lead sinkers.we had at least 500 sinkers of diffrent sizes and styles laying around us. several lead blocks on a table with the molds for the sinkers,a coleman stove and a pot of molten lead.my aunts future ex-husband asked (you guessed it) "what are you doing?" i don't think anyone answered him not sure anyone knew what to say or didnt say it because of my aunt

 

bare with me on this one. back in my wilder days me and a few of my buddies where road hunting for some deer and drinking some ice cold coors. its was about 3 am we were all daring each other to do different stuff and they told me " that i didn't have a hair on my *** the shoot myself " well i had a 17 HMR in my hand and we were driving down the road and ,...... yep, you guessed it KABOOOM!!! when they wasn't expicting it..... the light came on in the truck and everyone had the WTF look on their face when they looked at me then i smiled really big and said " let's go the the hospital." So i guess that is the stupidest thing anyone has ever dared me or you could say asked me. LOL..................shea...................

 

Should I buy a Polaris or a...

 

Your a man? Uh...having the name Kim can be a real PITA! Thanks Dad! ;-)

 

Generally it is on this forum, and it is where the crank case and oil filter are on a 2 stroke.

 

And the best of all: Shall we get married????

 

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Mongrol

And the best of all: Shall we get married????</end quote></div>

The dumbest thing I ever said was, yeah I guess so.

 

00XJ, that's kind of like Johnny Cash's song, "A boy named Sue." Charles Bronson only had older sisters in his dirt-poor Maine family. He got to wear hand-me-down older sister clothing. True story. The dumbest question I ever heard was from one of the teenage friends of ours. We stopped at a Burger Queen on the way up to paintball one morning. It has a nice pond next to it. He asked, "Mr. Bruce, is that a real pond?" Of course, I said, "No Billy, that is artificial water, lily pads, and rocks." He tried to get out of it by saying, "I meant, was it man made?" This kid also had a very observant remark when we were taking off from Manchester, NH to go to a student convention. He said, "Watch, planes are going to be landing and taking off." I said, "Billy, you know that's very helpful to me as I probably wouldn't have figured that out."

 

This happens every year during spring break. I live in the panhandle of Florida.College kids from the north heading to the beach stop in the stores and always ask for directions to the beach.You tell them to just stay on 331 and you'll run right into it.And there's always that one beach bunny that asks north or south. here's your sign.

 

that is a good one.LOL but i said " are you sure you want to marry ME?"........shea...........