FRONTIER JUSTICE - Mongrol Style
Jul 16, 2009 | 10:15 AM
#11
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This is for Mongrol
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a **** turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a ****-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a **** turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a ****-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Jul 16, 2009 | 11:58 AM
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Well, golly JimBob!
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This is for Mongrol
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a **** turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a ****-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a **** turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a ****-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
I thought I saw a skit on that one time. Laughed til I hurt.
Jul 16, 2009 | 07:13 PM
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The best thing about this whole thing is that, while the thefts were anonymus, so was the "payback".
Kinda like getting punched while you were sleeping. Ya know something hit you but you don't know who did it or where it came from.
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Kinda like getting punched while you were sleeping. Ya know something hit you but you don't know who did it or where it came from.
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Jul 17, 2009 | 04:31 PM
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HEY MONGROL THAT WAS MY TRUCK YOU **$#%( 
Nah, just joking - I love to hear about true justice! Nice job!
In the old days it would've been considered horse stealing and someone would've strung them up. They're lucky you didn't put the rest of the gas INSIDE the truck.
Nah, just joking - I love to hear about true justice! Nice job!
In the old days it would've been considered horse stealing and someone would've strung them up. They're lucky you didn't put the rest of the gas INSIDE the truck.
