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Ok , Dixie Chicks gather round ....
Hop in the studio and to the tune of *Goodbye Earl* ,,, sing this : Saddam and Ossama were the best of friends back in their bootcamp days , both active in Alkaida club , both dizzy from the suns bright rays . After graduation , both went out trying to screw up the world , Saddam grabbed a country , and Ossama gave living in a cave a whirl . After many years of these two's antics , we are all tired of gettin' abused , So we sent tanks and planes to the middle east , Saddam gets out, or we light the fuse . Un resolution #441 it lays out the simple rules , that you Saddam need to abide ---- GW Bush didn't take long to decide ---- Saddam must comply ... na na na na naaaaa na na na na ... Well inspectors pulled in to search for some weapons , they searched the country hi and low . He had them hidden on tankers , driving round the country , where are they ? Who the heck knows ? Saddam can you hear that sound ?????? 100 feet under ground ???? hey hey hey ... na na na na So the US will toss money , to rebuild the country , and for the world it's probably best .. Cause Saddam needs a rest .... nan na na na ~ fade~ OK ,, I gotta get to work .. This small attempt at a little humor is simply that .. Please , no flames .. Rick |
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HELL YA! DA*N DIXIE BROADS ANYHOW!
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hey RickRitter, did you make that up? Or get it from somewhere else?
LOL, thats was funny. Stupid Dixie Chickens! |
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I got a better solution to the dixie chickens.
LUBE THEM UP AND THROW THEM OVER A PRISON WALL!!!!!! |
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Last time I looked we lived in the USA and have the right to our opinion and she is intitled to hers just like you are.Personally I agree with her.
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Unfortunately , I made the silly rhyme up .. I best keep my day job .
As far as my opinion on the current events , I'll keep that to myself . Besides having the right to speak up , we also may keep our mouths shut . :-) Rick Ritter |
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I like the prison idea...I can hardly type I'm laughing so hard. And who cares what a bunch of little girls think about politics, shouldn't they be more concerned with setting the dinner table or mending a torn pant.(I'm just kidding for any of you womens rights GUYS) The dixie chicks are nothing more than a couple of pretty faces with good voices, who would expect them to have a shred of smarts.
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Originally posted by: ftwflh Last time I looked we lived in the USA and have the right to our opinion and she is intitled to hers just like you are.Personally I agree with her. |
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You boys want to poke fun at me thats ok ........but lets do it face to face.You may want to bring a lunch.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]
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Rick- Good job on the lyrics. Maybe you can be the next Cledus T. Judd???
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